Marathon set spirals out of control as organizers add 7 more days to keep the party—and the DJ—going.
In a startling turn of events, Miami Music Week organizers have announced an extra seven-day run, citing the unstoppable energy of Marco Carola’s marathon set at Club Space. Witnesses report that the Italian techno icon has been performing non-stop and shows no desire to wrap up anytime soon. Security staff attempted to switch off the decks, but somehow he found a way to keep the beats going.
Clubgoers have been scrambling for fresh outfits, power naps, and extra hydration, determined to keep pace with the tireless DJ. One party enthusiast remarked, “I thought I’d seen marathon sets before, but this is on another level. People are placing bets on how long he can last!”
Local business owners are cheering, as they’re getting a boost from ongoing food and beverage sales. “We’re running out of everything,” said one convenience store clerk. “Carola is basically the Energizer Bunny of techno.”
Representatives for Miami Music Week say the extension is part of an “emergency plan” to avoid forcibly removing Carola, who allegedly threatened to keep playing through every afterparty until next year. Club Space has stocked up on caffeine, earplugs, and spare cables, just in case the dancefloor momentum never stops.
Rumor has it a dedicated live stream will capture the spectacle in real time, letting people around the world watch the DJ spin tracks around the clock. Whether he’ll concede defeat or outlast the internet remains to be seen. One thing is certain: partygoers might be postponing their flights home— nobody wants to miss what could be the world’s longest DJ set.
Happy April Fools! Or is it? Nobody’s quite sure anymore.
